A couple of things about this episode and Jon-Jon.
1. I’m wearing my glasses because I was having such face-bleeding-snot allergy attacks that day that the only thing that could keep me from dripping in the cookie dough were little minishots of vodka, a folk remedy recommended by Val.
2. Jon-Jon not only put up with this, he went out with us afterwards when
3. my mom, who was in town, took us all out for pizza.
To sum up, please buy Jon-Jon’s book The Man in the Gray Flannel Skirt — a bizarre and wonderful read that is as captivating and inexplicable as Jon-Jon’s fondness for Tommy Girl tank tops.

